Trip Diary Coming Soon

Ah Bonnaroo! Where Hipsters and Hippies all come together to look surprisingly similar splattered in mud. Where the lineup blows your mind salaciously! Where rules and social morays dissolve on fast-forward, as you are pressure-cooked in soporific humidity. Where it takes 36 hours straight to drive from southern California. 34 if the police take no interest in you.
It took us 36.

Tennessee local: Y’all are in the south now. And not just the bible belt; this is the buckle of the bible belt.
Me: Yikes! Right above the crotch!